August 2012
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November 2011
1 post
October 2011
11 posts
fuckmeupdarling asked: if lord voldermort and darth vader had a child, which one would it look more like?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
A Poem
There is a Duck, he lives down my road. He isn’t quite big, not unlike the Toad. The Toad is a fun guy he even owns a Dog, but does take great offense if you call him Frog. The Frog owns a Cricket team he loves to play on Bat, this is great for everyone except the fat old Cat. This Cat he lives inside a tree, funnily enough it’s by the guy who sells me LSD.
I Like It This Way
I’m a Squid. I live under your House. I live by myself above a Dead Mouse. I have a Octopus, He lives in a tree. He cannot see me, He leaves me be. I like it this Way. I know a Man from Idaho. He gets all excited about the Snow. I honestly find this odd. I rarely talk to the silly ol’ Sod. I like it this Way. Over the horizen, o’er hill and Valley. There lives a fat guy who think...
The Poem That Rhymes With 'Ite'
In the middle of the Night. Amongst the absense of Light. Wanders a man of restricted Height. He goes out in the wind to fly his Kite. He only means well, doesn’t wish to Fight. In windy conditions he’ll sometimes take Flight. Once in the sky he fears the Seagulls will Bite. After which they will cover him in Shi.. Poo..
Catching and Chasing.
Today I’ll catch a butterfly. Shalln’t let this one flutter by. Just you watch this nutter try. Alright then, I’ll catch a duck. Do you think I’ll have no luck? The thing escaped, well that does suck. Now I’ll try and get a cow. You’re probably saying,”I wonder how?” He got away, well that’s just faul. Now I’ll try to grab a goat....
Owls.
You know what I wish I had? Well if you read the title you’d know it’s an Owl! It sounds odd but to the two people who have my tumblr at this time know I AM ODD! I mean I colelct Skittles… Dead give away. Anyway, back to Owls. Aren’t they awesome stuff? They are birds that are vicious carnivours! Like an Avion T-Rex. But Owls don’t have short arms and they...
Bad Habits
Everyone goes on about ‘bad habits’, but surely the only people who can have bad habits are Scruffy Nuns. Think about it. Nuns wear habits on their head and if they’re scruffy that would make them ‘bad habits’. See that. It’s a pun. Laugh!
September 2011
5 posts
Ode to Cookies
O, sweet cookie, all round and brown, I brought it from the Bakers, deep within town. I admire the brown of it’s chocolate chips and the crumbs you leave on my fingertips. I love the types of cookie that and laiden around. From ones of light tan, to dark chocolate brown. But a rival food, a biscuit to top it, The Bourbon Cream, I love to eat it. Better than that is the McVities Penguin, A...
Ben and the Ever Lasting Quest for Skittles...
First of all, allow me to start with the Indiana Jones theme. Da DaDun DUN! DUN de dun. Dun de dun dun!!! Dun de DUN DUN DUN! Well that failed, but on with my post. As you lot may know, I loves me Skittles. As the youth of today would say “I find them ‘Banging’ Innit” Banging meaning ‘good’. So imagine my suprise when I go to a popular Supermarket known as...
Skittle
Hello peoples of Tumblr. Well Hello cx80, as you’re the only person on my thingy following me or whatever it’s called. I’m going to say Tumbling. Well my Skittle collection has grown slightly. I brought a US Issue packet of Sour Skittles. Set me back £1.45, but it was WORTH IT!! I might add on an irrelevant Poem about Skittles. I had a packets of Skittles, Until I dropped them...
Hello
Well looky here… Seems I’ve got Tumblr all of a sudden. Well how does this work?? Well I guess I should say something mildly interesting about myself. I collect Skittles along with this Girl :D Fun times… I also like Star Wars and other Sci-Fi shows, so I’m a nerd…
