I’m a Squid. I live under your House. I live by myself above a Dead Mouse. I have a Octopus, He lives in a tree. He cannot see me, He leaves me be. I like it this Way.
I know a Man from Idaho. He gets all excited about the Snow. I honestly find this odd. I rarely talk to the silly ol’ Sod. I like it this Way.
Over the horizen, o’er hill and Valley. There lives a fat guy who think he’s like Ali. He think’s he’s all tough, as hard as Nails. But the bugger can’t run, he’s slower than Snails. I like it this Way.
The point of this Poem is strange and unknown. a point must a arise soon, but it hasn’t been shown. You may be wondering why I said I was a Squid. But when they publish this Poem I’ll have a Couple of Quid.
In the middle of the Night. Amongst the absense of Light. Wanders a man of restricted Height. He goes out in the wind to fly his Kite. He only means well, doesn’t wish to Fight. In windy conditions he’ll sometimes take Flight. Once in the sky he fears the Seagulls will Bite. After which they will cover him in Shi..
You know what I wish I had? Well if you read the title you’d know it’s an Owl! It sounds odd but to the two people who have my tumblr at this time know I AM ODD! I mean I colelct Skittles… Dead give away.
Anyway, back to Owls. Aren’t they awesome stuff? They are birds that are vicious carnivours! Like an Avion T-Rex. But Owls don’t have short arms and they aren’t extinct.
But Owls can rotate their heads alot… And if you watch Mr Weebls ‘Rotate your owls’ on Youtube you’ll also understand my affixiation with them.
Ben and the Ever Lasting Quest for Skittles varients.
First of all, allow me to start with the Indiana Jones theme.
Da DaDun DUN! DUN de dun. Dun de dun dun!!! Dun de DUN DUN DUN!
Well that failed, but on with my post.
As you lot may know, I loves me Skittles. As the youth of today would say “I find them ‘Banging’ Innit” Banging meaning ‘good’. So imagine my suprise when I go to a popular Supermarket known as Tesco for Milk and I discover big bags of Sour and Fruits… I pretty much came there and then. Big bags of Fruits ones are common, but big bags of Sours?? My god, what is this Phantasmagora. So I brought some, and now I have only 3 varients to get and I’ll have all the UK edition Skittles.
Fuck me, I’m cool.
All least I’m not doing drugs or worse.
Worse of course being looking at Planes in my Anorak.